Biographies
where we come together
Evan Barber
Evan is from Salt Lake City, Utah, a location which he describes as being "just as white as you would expect." Despite being asked many times a day, he would like to make clear that he is not a member of the LDS Church and is not a Mormon. He is known for being both attractive and unattractive at the same time, an accolade he has recently come to terms with. He has been to twenty-five of the fifty states and hopes to have visited all of them before he turns fifty years old. He is young, yet feels as old as time. His goal in life is to retire.
Mary Blankenship
Mary is Mary.... but she is also Masha and Maria. She's been called Marey, Marrria, Mariia, Marsha, Martha, and she really doesn't like those people. Birthed in Ukraine during one of the harshest winters of the modern era, Mary now retains a permanent look of anger or un-ammusement; but that is, in fact, just her Ukrainian-ness shining through. She enjoys eating and sleeping and breathing. Her birthday is July 9th.
Michael Scheinman
Michael is a second semester sophomore in the honors college majoring in psychology. He is also a CSUN justice, and works at the mandarin oriental on the strip. Michael is Jewish and uses his faith in everyday life. He was taught from a young age to question everything, and he tries to do just that everyday.